Valeria Lukyanova Without Makeup: Human Barbie Looking a Little Less Plastic!

By Selene 0

Self-proclaimed Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was recently put down by Human Ken, Justin Jedlica, who said there’s nothing special about her.

Without makeup, he insists, she’s plain Jane. Justin Jedlica, he proudly notes, actually underwent tons of surgery to become a perfect specimen.

Well, that’s just bizarre by any measure. In any case, Valeria Lukyanova has now posted the unthinkable – a makeup-free selfie – for her legion of fans.

Human Barbie Without Makeup

Would you hit it? You might actually have to think about that now.

The irony of this image? Most pictures of celebrities without makeup are meant to show us that stars are just like us, and that flaws are fabulous.

In the case of Valeria Lukyanova, it’s an apparent attempt to prove that even without makeup, she’s more Human Barbie-like than anyone else alive.

Clearly, she’s had a lot of work done over the years to resemble everyone’s favorite plastic girl-doll, or at least Valeria’s definition of idealized beauty.

An ideal that does not include race-mixing, according to HB.

Her extremely small waist, her wide eyes, her hilariously voluptuous curves that put make even Kim Kardashian to shame … it’s a lot to take in, visually.

Whatever her point is, she looks better without makeup on.

17 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova’s House of Horrors
17 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova's House of Horrors
1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life.

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life.


Valeria Lukyanova Photo

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Valeria Lukyanova Photo

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Would you hit it?


Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie)

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Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie)

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. the Human Barbie. Kind of a freaky photo from V Magazine.


Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo

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Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Yes, that is a live person.


Human Barbie Photo

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Human Barbie Photo

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, as seen on Vice.


Human Barbie Pics

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Human Barbie Pics

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, in one of many freaky pics from her Instagram.


Human Barbie Figure

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Human Barbie Figure

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking pensive on the beach.


Human Barbie Instagram

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Human Barbie Instagram

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking fake as ever in a tight black dress.


Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses on Instagram. Lovely.


Valeria Lukyanova Pic

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Valeria Lukyanova Pic

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not?


Valeria Lukyanova Picture

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Valeria Lukyanova Picture

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not?


Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

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Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is not a fan of race-mixing. Seriously.


Valeria Lukyanova, Olga Oleynik

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Valeria Lukyanova, Olga Oleynik

Valeria Lukyanova (left) displays impressive serpent-handling skills with one of her acolytes, Olga “Dominika” Oleynik.


Human Barbie Bikini Pic

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Human Barbie Bikini Pic

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, models a bikini or some lingerie. Would you hit it?


Human Barbie Before and After Photos

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Human Barbie Before and After Photos

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, before and after … whatever she had done to herself.


Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photo

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Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photo

This Valeria Lukyanova bikini photo is so hot. And by hot we mean weird.


Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Pic

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Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Pic

Valeria Lukyanova does yoga in one seriously hot photo. You can really see the benefits of how flexible plastic is.


Nothing this woman could ever do would really “tone it down” in terms of resembling your average person (see gallery above for all the evidence you need).

But it’s a step in the right direction. No doubt about that.

Of course, to Human Barbie, “without makeup” takes on new meaning. It’s all relative. There’s still plenty of makeup there, just not circus clown quantities.

It gives you a rare glimpse of Valeria Lukyanova, though, not just Human Barbie. This, more than any other picture of her, makes her look human.

At least partially so. There are hints of it, albeit barely.

Her appearance is shocking to behold, by any measure, but a lot less so than when she really cakes it on (which Jedlica says she does, accurately).

Check out more stars with no makeup below …

37 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous
37 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous
1. Bethenny Frankel No Makeup
Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture.

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Bethenny Frankel No Makeup

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Bethenny Frankel No Makeup

Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture.


Kourtney Kardashian: No Makeup!

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Kourtney Kardashian: No Makeup!

Kourtney Kardashian with no makeup makes for an interesting and unexpected sight.


Beyonce No Makeup Selfie

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Beyonce No Makeup Selfie

Beyonce has shared this great no makeup selfie. She rules, this woman.


Mila Kunis No Makeup

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Mila Kunis No Makeup

Mila Kunis is makeup-free in this ad for Gemfields. And she looks GORGEOUS!


Kim Kardashian: Makeup-Free

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Kim Kardashian: Makeup-Free

Kim Kardashian in a bikini? That’s commonplace. Kim Kardashian without any makeup on, as seen here? Less frequent.


Courtney Stodden Without Makeup

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Courtney Stodden Without Makeup

Courtney Stodden is makeup-free in this photo. What do you think of it?


Jessica Simpson With No Makeup

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Jessica Simpson With No Makeup

Jessica Simpson without makeup is quite a sight to see. A beautiful and natural one.


Jennifer Lawrence in No Makeup

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Jennifer Lawrence in No Makeup

Jennifer Lawrence poses for Dior in a new ad campaign with minimal makeup. She looks flawless.


Human Barbie Without Makeup

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Human Barbie Without Makeup

Can you believe this is what Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova looks like without makeup?


Khloe Kardashian: Makeup Free

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Khloe Kardashian: Makeup Free

Khloe Kardashian is makeup free in this photo. She is posing for TLC’s “Unpretty” campaign – and looking good, huh?


Kate Upton, No Makeup

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Kate Upton, No Makeup

Kate Upton wears no makeup at the airport. She looks cute just the same!


Marilyn Manson Without Makeup

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Marilyn Manson Without Makeup

Marilyn Manson is not wearing any makeup on the set of Eastbound & Down.


Rihanna in No Makeup

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Rihanna in No Makeup

Rihanna in no makeup. Makes for a nice photo and change of pace.


Alexis Bellino, No Makeup

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Alexis Bellino, No Makeup

Alexis Bellino poses here with no makeup. Do you still like her face?


Demi Lovato Makeup-Free Selfie

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Demi Lovato Makeup-Free Selfie

Yes, this really is Demi Lovato. The singer has gone totally makeup-free in a new selfie.


Jennifer Aniston No Makeup

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Jennifer Aniston No Makeup

Jennifer Aniston looking gorgeous as ever with no makeup.


Lady Gaga No Makeup Selfie

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Lady Gaga No Makeup Selfie

Lady Gaga has shared a dramatic new selfie with no makeup. You gotta see what she looks like, seriously.


Jessica Alba No Makeup

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Jessica Alba No Makeup

Jessica Alba has posted this photo to Instagram. She isn’t afraid to be seen without any makeup on.


Kylie Jenner No Makeup

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Kylie Jenner No Makeup

Kylie Jenner goes makeup free in this photo. And she still looks very pretty!


Emilia Clarke No Makeup Photo

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Emilia Clarke No Makeup Photo

Emilia Clarke has gone sans makeup in this photo. She’s still beautiful, isn’t she?


Mariah Carey No Makeup

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Mariah Carey No Makeup

Mariah Carey has posted this photo of herself with no makeup online. How does she look, folks?


Pippa Middleton No Makeup

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Pippa Middleton No Makeup

Pippa Middleton with no makeup looks very different. That is for certain.


Lena Dunham No Makeup Photo

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Lena Dunham No Makeup Photo

Lena Dunham is not wearing makeup in this photo. Would you have sex with her?


Snooki, Makeup Free

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Snooki, Makeup Free

Snooki is makeup free. And holding her baby boy Lorenzo. Cute pic.


Heidi Klum No Makeup

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Heidi Klum No Makeup

Heidi Klum poses here, entirely makeup free. She is doing so on behalf of the charity Children in Need.


Oprah, No Makeup

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Oprah, No Makeup

Oprah Tweeted a cute pic of herself with no makeup on the set of her new movie The Butler. Here it is.


Miley Cyrus No Makeup

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Miley Cyrus No Makeup

Good morning, world! Miley Cyrus has Tweeted this early morning, makeup free photos to fans.


Crystal Harris, No Makeup

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Crystal Harris, No Makeup

Crystal Harris is wearing a bikini in this photo. But she’s going makeup-free.


Barbie With No Makeup

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Barbie With No Makeup

Barbie with no makeup looks different, that’s for sure. A lot different.


Lorde No Makeup

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Lorde No Makeup

Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream!


Katherine Webb: No Makeup!

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Katherine Webb: No Makeup!

Katherine Webb in a photo with no makeup. The beauty queen looks a lot different!


Matt Lauer: No Makeup!

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Matt Lauer: No Makeup!

Matt Lauer wears no makeup on Today, Monday February 24, 2014.


Savannah Guthrie: No Makeup!

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Savannah Guthrie: No Makeup!

Savannah Guthrie in no makeup, as part of a Today Show special feature Monday, February 24, 2014.


Kathie Lee Gifford: No Makeup!

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Kathie Lee Gifford: No Makeup!

Kathie Lee Gifford in no makeup, as part of a Today Show special feature Monday, February 24, 2014.


Bar Refaeli No Makeup

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Bar Refaeli No Makeup

Bar Refaeli is makeup-free and fabulous in this photo. She’s on vacation in Thailand.


Gwyneth Paltrow, No Makeup

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Gwyneth Paltrow, No Makeup

There’s not a drop of makeup to be found on Gwyneth Paltrow in this photo. She’s looking good, though!


Lupita Nyong'o, No Makeup

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Lupita Nyong’o, No Makeup

No makeup? No problem for Lupita Nyong’o! She looks beautiful here.


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