Kate Upton Performs as Britney Spears, Inspires Nostalgic Erections
By Maximum PC 0
Kate Upton appears on Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle this week, and from what we’ve seen, there are few words that can describe her performance:
Boob-tacular. Booberiffic. Boob-tastic.
You get the idea.
Kate Upton has giant boobs, and she’s not afraid to put them to good use.
So when we first learned that Kate would be appearing on Lip Sync Battle, we imagined it would be a jiggly affair.
But we had no idea what was in store …
Kate decided to take the opportunity to pay tribute to pop goddess Britney Spears, who these days appears to have achieved full-blown icon status at the age of 35.
Obviously, Kate had many Britney personas to choose from:
She could’ve come out draped in a snake, dressed in a form-fitting flight attendant’s uniform, or dragging a bloated Kevin Federline on her coattails.
Hell, she could’ve shaved her head and come out swinging an umbrella!
The possibilities are endless.
Fortunately for us, Kate decided to go old-school. Literally.
She squeezed into a school uniform that’s almost certainly fraught with dress code violations in order to bounce around to the tune of Brit’s first hit, “… Baby One More Time.”
The effect is so stunning you may not even notice that Ricky Martin is in the background not wearing any pants.
Seriously, though, what the hell happened to Ricky’s pants?
At this rate, the next season of Lip Sync Battle will be on Cinemax at 3 am.
Check out a preview of Kate’s performance in the clip below: